
"Remind me never to date John Mayer. Apparently he steals all of the sexiness out of you and turns you into an old woman. An old purple woman."
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September 8, 2006 • Celebrity Gossip

"Remind me never to date John Mayer. Apparently he steals all of the sexiness out of you and turns you into an old woman. An old purple woman."
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Has anyone seen INSTYLE magazine’s TRANFORMATION section. Jessica has definetly had some work done on her face. (Back in the 1990’s). She has definetly had the BRIDGE OF HER NOSEher nose thinned out. I think she just left the bump so that it wouldn’t look too obvious. (Have a look at INSTYLE’s website, her face looks too dramatically different for it to be natural!!!
I think she thinks she’s gotten away with it, AND maybe she has!
Why is it that the more coverage there is of Nick and Vanessa, there’s more pics of Jess being drunk in public? She obeyed Pappa Joe, got rid of Nick ’cause Joe wants to be the only man in her life, and the world is NOT her oyster as Pappa Joe promised it would be if only she got rid of Nick.
Jess should be gettin’ rid of Pappa Joe, or she’ll never have lasting success with any man.
Sorry, Jess….you can’t put husbands on a shelf when you tire of them, and then expect them to be there at your convenience……….unlike what Pappa Joe says, the world does NOT revolve around the fu**in* Simpson family.