Adopt your local terrorist
How would you react if a man wearing diapers and sucking on a binky jumps on you out of nowhere screaming: "Adopt your local terrorist, adopt the Al-Qaeda"?
Don’t know about you but, he would probably scare the shit out of me. Of course that wasn’t the case with Madge. Right after finishing her Pilates workout, while on her way to the car, a man Aaron Barschak, the self-named "comedy terrorist," jumped out of nowhere screaming "Adopt your local terrorist, adopt the Al-Qaeda"!
Luckily, Madge didn’t react like I would’ve, in fact she just drove off, prompting Aaron to say: "I'm too old, too hairy for her to adopt."
He couldn’t be more right.


I know this may seem totally of the subject but what does this guy do for living? Sit on his ass all day and blame migrants for not being able to get into work and runs around like lunatic screaming “Al-Qaeda is taking over” perhaps some education is needed for this psychopath.
How is the baby related to Al-Qaeda?
Admit it beer belly………… you’re a loser!!!!!!!!!
She probably got on the phone and told her people to pay him for a good job.