In completely unshocking news, it has been revealed that no one in New York wants to hear Kevin Federline rap. Spies at Webster Hall say that so few $20 tickets have been sold for Federline's Nov. 4 show that "we may just cancel it.
But it’s not only New York is not ready for K-Fed, there are even rumors that his show in Cleveland will have to be canceled due to a lack of sales.
I think its about time K-Fed wakes up from his dream, the only red carpet he’ll walk ever again will be on the “Red Carpet” car wash.
[...] – Lindsay Lohan’s Halloween costumes are so original: Jane Fonda [Superficial Girls] and Hugh Heffner [The Skinny Website] – Lindsay is donning different disguises to try to throw off the weird guys chasing her [Celeb News Wire] – Brandon Davis is a firecrotch head or something [Mollygood] – Paris Hilton dresses like a slutty cop [The Superficial] and must have gotten her costume from Girls’s Costume Warehouse [College Humor] – Pajiba’s favorite craptastic horror films [Pajiba] – Teri Hatcher’s costume is Michael Jackson’s face on Victoria Beckham’s body [ICYDK] – Chloe Sevigny is a society mom on too much strawberry Nesquick [Glitterati] – How to use Christina Aguilera’s many looks for a last-minute Halloween costume [Bastardly] – Madonna is a doting mother [smart] but the red string on her adoptee’s hand shows that she’s actually a cult leader [I’m Not Obsessed] – Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are a happy couple about to be married at a notorious dictator’s hideout [The Bosh] – Sheryl Crow and Courteney Cox are a hot lesbian couple [CityRag] – Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes play doting parents too [Celebrity Puke] – Jennifer Aniston flew to London to service bloated drunken Vince Vaughn after 60 days apart. They must be so in love. [Spank Cheeks] – Brad Pitt and Jimmy Carter build houses together [Socialite’s Life] – Tara Reid misses Carson Daly and possibility that her life could have turned out much differently with a lot less booze and plastic surgery [Agent Bedhead] – No one in NY wants to hear K-Fed rap. [Gossip or Truth] – Harold and Kumar go to White Castle: 2 to begin filming in January [Seriously? OMG! WTF?] – Bill O’Really gets owned by David Letterman [Jossip] – Pink’s stage act is completely lifted from an LA band called Powder [popbytes] – Brooke Hogan plays a rich girl, but can’t really pull it off. [yeeeah] [...]
what a jackoff, the only way id pay 20 dollars to see keven faggerline, is if I could kick him in the balls to hear him sing saprano