As you might’ve heard the sixth season of American Idol started on Tuesday. As usual it kicks off with the auditions (my favorite) and from what I hear the auditions in Seattle, dubbed the "weirdest turnout in history".
Here are Simon’s best picks:
"What the bloody hell was that?" judge Simon Cowell said on Wednesday's show after enduring a unique version of "Unchained Melody," adding, "It was almost non-human."
“You could lie in a bath with your mouth open and you couldn't sing," Cowell told one woman who insisted that a drink of water would smooth her delivery.”
According to Simon the audition was looking more like a zoo contest, so we’ll get to meet: bush baby, a jungle animal, giraffe, but an actual Chihuahua as well.
Gee what is this show turning into?