“I’m not above the law” – THAT’S HOT Y’ALL!

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Paris Hilton has issued the following statement through attorney Richard Hutton, I seriously doubt these are her words but let’s not go into that right now, let’s pretend it’s not her lawyer/publicist who wrote the speech for her.

"After reading the media's coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should — no matter how slightly.

I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.

No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse."

Like I said before, the only thing she'll need to face is sharing the shower with a bunch of butch lesbians in jail, and “That’s Hot” right?

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