Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you tomorrow you’re only a day away……
Monday, June 4th is THE day for Paris Hilton. It’s that day when she’ll hit the slammer and boy oh boy I can’t wait to see that.
Paris has reportedly ordered a hair and makeup team to show up at her Hollywood home at 9 a.m. on June 4 to make her look all pretty and glamorous for all the lesbians who can’t wait to share the hot long jail showers together.
From Rush and Malloy:
Paris doesn't do contrite very well. She will be glam, and Paris is the queen of the prop. Expect her hair pulled back in a ponytail, big sunglasses and maybe a Holy Bible under one arm. And she just got a new kitten, so maybe she'll hand it to her sister as she gets out of the car. There might even be tears."
And this is so touchy… :crying:
Paris has already turned herself in. She went late Sunday nite after the Awards to Twin Towers and then to Lynwood to avoid the press.
wow that’s even more impressive, hmmmm… no, actually not… she’s still a loser.