Paris goes to jail with a style

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Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you tomorrow you’re only a day away……

Monday, June 4th is THE day for Paris Hilton. It’s that day when she’ll hit the slammer and boy oh boy I can’t wait to see that.
Paris has reportedly ordered a hair and makeup team to show up at her Hollywood home at 9 a.m. on June 4 to make her look all pretty and glamorous for all the lesbians who can’t wait to share the hot long jail showers together.

From Rush and Malloy:

Paris doesn't do contrite very well. She will be glam, and Paris is the queen of the prop. Expect her hair pulled back in a ponytail, big sunglasses and maybe a Holy Bible under one arm. And she just got a new kitten, so maybe she'll hand it to her sister as she gets out of the car. There might even be tears."

And this is so touchy… :crying:

2 Comments to “Paris goes to jail with a style”

  1. sugarbabies 4 June 2007 at 2:40 pm #

    Paris has already turned herself in. She went late Sunday nite after the Awards to Twin Towers and then to Lynwood to avoid the press.

  2. Editor 4 June 2007 at 10:34 pm #

    wow that’s even more impressive, hmmmm… no, actually not… she’s still a loser.


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