"When Johnny jumps off the porch to fight the guy who's been taunting him, his belt buckle is open. Then, when he lands on the ground and starts fighting, his belt is buckled again." Sounds familiar?
So you tell me, what happend with Johnny? Oh Patrick! You will always be like the wind to me.
Source:ONTD
Patrick, have you been overrun by a train or something? Man, is your wife asking for a divorce or something? If not, it will happen very soon!!