Farting on the set is forbidden, offenders will be punished!

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Tom Cruise was left furious after a crew member on his latest film set passed wind during a minute's silence. A source on the set told Britain's Daily Star newspaper,

"Fortunately the mystery gassy man didn't completely ruin the touching gesture. Quite rightly, Tom is furious. We were filming at the Bendler Block in Germany where the anti-Nazis were executed.

The source said Cruise decided to ask for the minute's silence to show respect for the deceased and appease the German government, who only allowed the movie to be filmed if post-war Germany was shown in a positive light.

The source added, "So for somebody to pass wind in a situation like that is unforgivable."

Yes, no farts on the set please. Offenders will be severely punished in the traditional scientology way. I’ll let you think about what that is.

4 Comments to “Farting on the set is forbidden, offenders will be punished!”

  1. gerard Vandenberg 27 September 2007 at 5:29 pm #

    This is another FAKING and BETRAYING artist. Being small means proving more to the people. That’s why it’s no coincidence tommy cruise a prince are so fucking small. But they like the boy’s also. Why do you thiunk tommy sleeps in another room? His snoring? Man, wake up!!

  2. gerard Vandenberg 29 September 2007 at 9:01 am #

    MAN!!!! EVERY TIME I SEE THIS MAN! !@#$%^&*() THIS IS AMAAAAAAAZING THAT SUCH A SCIENTOLOGY-FUCKER-SUCKER LIVES ON OUR PLANET TODAY!!

  3. gerard Vandenberg 29 September 2007 at 10:00 am #

    This is the most fucking way to betray people!! Using your “mental dependable” wife and her child. You know how the world can witness your TRICKERY? You “forgot” to put down your sunglasses. The kid wants to see her father LIVE, just his face…DADDY? A little kid of that age doesn’t know what that strange black thing on your nose is. The most personal part is when a dad looks a kid straight in the eyes. Now, that isn’t possible!!
    Without your knowing you are telling the whole world your celebrity-status is more important to you than anything else. DAMN SCIENTOLOGY-ASSHOLE!!


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