Celebrity gossip – see it our way

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are set to take their rivalry to a new level as both prepare to launch their own strip clubs. Britney says she was the first one that came up with the idea and that Paris stole it from her. Of course Britney’s frustration doesn’t come only from this, it has to do with the fact that Paris has been seeing flirting KFed at the Pure nightclub in Vegas.

Britney has always thought of stripping as a bit like art – as a skill.

So when some Vegas-based developers approached her about investing money into three exclusive strip joints, which she wants to call Toxic Heaven, she jumped at the chance.

But then Paris heard about the plans through her younger sister Nicky, who is a hotelier, and jumped on the bandwagon. She wanting to open her own strip joints, calling them Shagadillic. Paris is now in talks with business developers about the idea and wants to involve Nicky to keep it within the family. She thinks they can trounce Britney."

Those two should brainstorm their ideas in a naked mud wrestling competition. Whoever wins gets the chance to open the strip club. It’s simple as that.