Busted

So Jacob the jeweler had a nice workshop in the back of his store. Why am I not surprised? He is going to jail for two and a half years for lying the feds about a drug ring. Jacob the jeweler took a plea deal for conspiracy to launder $270 million dollars in drug profits. Wa wa wee wa!

Yeah right, like the feds don’t know about his off shore bank accounts. So you tell me, who are the rappers supposed to get their eye-blinding bling from now?

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