Amanda Bynes had a minor car accident

Amanda Bynes was involved in a minor car accident Saturday afternoon in Los Angeles, police confirm. There were no major injuries.

“Ms. Bynes was driving a BMW when she made an unsafe turn and another car hit her,” LAPD Sgt. Murrel Pettway told PEOPLE. “It was determined that she was at fault, but no crime was committed.”
“The other driver complained of minor injuries,” Sgt. Pettway added. “Drugs and alcohol were not involved. It was just a typical car accident. There was no serious damage to either vehicle.”

Matt Damon becomes father for the second time

Matt Damon is a father again — his wife, Luciana Barroso, gave birth to the couple’s second child on Wednesday.

Little Gia Zavala Damon has two big sisters waiting for her at home: 2-year-old Isabella and Alexa, Barroso’s 10-year-old daughter from a previous marriage.

Damon’s spokeswoman reports the new arrival is “a healthy, beautiful baby girl.” Ironically, little Gia was born on the same day that Damon’s best friend, Ben Affleck, got the news about Jen’s second pregnancy.
Matt recently joked about his female-dominated household, stating, “I’m so outnumbered down here, it’s crazy.”

That’s ok Matt, you can move into my household anytime you like, you won’t be outnumbered here.

Dolly Parton is not dead

Just in case you heard the rumor this weekend that Dolly Parton had died from congestive heart failure, WBIR in Knoxville would like to let you know that Dolly is alive and well, according to her agent, Pete Owens.

Owens believes the rumor that Parton died from congestive heart failure may have started Friday night. Apparently, a local high school announced Parton’s death during its football game. Owens does not know which high school made the unfortunate mistake.

So put away your black mourning fringe and rest easy tonight. Dolly is still alive, her boobs are still huge, all is right with the universe.

How much is Rihanna worth?

According to her bank account statement, $20,000 only! Yeah, I know what you’re thinking and so is Rihanna. She fired her business manager, Patricia Williams, because she thinks it’s her fault her fortune has disappeared.
Patricia Williams claims she was recently “let go” after Rihanna accused her of stealing after discovering her pop fortune has all but disappeared.
Williams said:

“It’s not my fault that she only has $20,000 to her name. I
have worked for many high-profile actors, musicians and multi-million dollar corporations. Why would I steal from Rihanna?
I showed her all the paperwork and tried to explain to her the circumstances but she wouldn’t listen. She called me all sorts of horrible names and stormed off.I now feel compelled to share with the world the background story as I will not allow my name to be slandered.”

Rihanna’s recent album ‘Good Girl Gone Bad’ has sold an estimated five
million copies worldwide and she has toured extensively across the US and Europe this year. Williams claims the record label Def Jam and her manger Marc Jordan are to blame for her financial problems.

“Def Jam doesn’t fund Rihanna properly, so Marc uses the money Rihanna makes from third-partyendorsements and from tours to fund her album and music videos.

Source: Metro News

Sharon’s new boyfriend is a douche

Sharon Stone’s new boy toy, some 24 year old guy Chase Dreyfus, is such a douche.
Instead of just playing the boy-toy role with dignity he is running around bragging about his new girl to all friends. And not in a very flattering way.

“I’ve started dating Sharon Stone, and she’s pretty good for 50,” Chase Dreyfous, 24, told his pals at a birthday party at Crown Bar on August 8 in LA. “Sharon called him and he showed the caller ID to everyone. She’s really into him and even asked him to come with her to Mexico,” the insider says.


Oh, so it’s Jen who dumped John Mayer, really?

Jennifer Aniston wanted to behave like a lady and remain discrete as to why she and John Mayer were through… until he felt the need to talk about it, claiming he ended the relationship for reasons that made her look like someone who is desperate to settle down and have children with just anyone. got information from a source close to Aniston. According to that source,

“Jennifer will never kiss and tell, but it’s she who ended the relationship. John’s childish behaviour only confirms she was right to dump him. Now he’s acting like a spoiled child. Expect Jennifer to behave like a lady.(…) Jennifer was tired of paying for everything. Cobwebs come flying out of John’s wallet when he opens it. John liked living like a movie star when he was with her. Jennifer would never say anything, but you could tell it irritated her.”

Ricky Martin is a dad now

Ricky Martin has been trying really hard for the past months to prove that he’s not gay. He went so far that he actually found a girlfriend, impregnated her and now he became a proud father of twin sons.

“In recent weeks, Ricky Martin became a proud father by the birth of twin sons. The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky’s full-time care,” the statement said.
Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children.”

It’s a kind of magic

Paris Hilton seeks attention, again. And when there are no sex tapes, pointless comments/ad campaign or animal abuse cases the only thing left to talk about is her boobs.

A spokesperson for Hilton insists she hasn’t had her breasts surgically altered, crediting “a prototype from her Paris Hilton ‘push-up’ bra line” for the star’s enlarged cleavage.
The representative adds:

“Paris has never had plastic surgery.”

Does anyone even care?

Be smart like Jessica Simpson

A no.1 country girl, Jessica Simpson tells people to drink Stampede Light Plus beer because it will apparently make you smart. She became a new spokesman for a beer company based in Dallas.
Now you can get healthy while drinking because Stampede has vitamins to “support your active lifestyle.” Sounds like a smart beer and who better to pick than smarty pants herself Jessica. Here’s a little taste of what she says in the ad:

“I work out and take care of myself. But I also like a cold beer once in a while. That’s why I made the smart choice with smart beer. Stampede Light, it’s beer plus.”

Cancer Who?

Christina Applegate is cancer free. Such a Hollywood feel-good story, maybe even better than Robert Downy Jr. beating drug addiction 12 times. Congrats to Christina!
ABC News says,

“I’m clear,” the star of “Samantha Who?” said. “Absolutely 100 percent clear and clean. … They got everything out so I’m definitely not going to die from breast cancer.”

Kim Kardashian Wants to Butt Out

Kim Kardashian wants the junk out of her trunk.

“I love that I’m curvy, but I’m on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt,” the reality TV star and really rich individual told Radar magazine. “I’m just so over it! When you’re posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, ‘Turn around! Turn around!’ — it gets a little offensive.”

So, Kim wants to slim down her backside in order to get celebrity gossip reporters to discuss something else? Fair enough. But I hope she realizes that all we’ll have left to talk about in that case is her sex tape with Ray J. Have you seen how he just took her from behind?!?