Someone please give this skinny bia*ch a piece of bread, she looks like she’s gonna die every minute now.
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Welcome! You’ve just got yourself a premium membership into the Skeletor club.
All of a sudden it’s cool for girls to look like skeletons. Don’t ask me why, I really don’t care what the excuse is. No curves anywhere, just 70 pounds of jagged bone. And no I’m not going to whine about how these skinny celebs impact the lives of young girls. Bottom line, skinny ass celebrities are sick as hell and I’m tired of it. They don’t even have to be celebrities, just girls in general. You look like skeletons, so from now on I’ll refer to all of you as skeletor. This is the official club for people who fall under this title.
First of all if don’t care if you’re anorexic and that’s why you’re skinny. Anorexia and eating disorders aren’t real diseases, they are just excuses. I’m tired of people not being responsible for their lives and inventing diseases every time something goes wrong. Yeah if you don’t eat, want to weigh 80 pounds, and vomit all the time something is wrong with you, and yes you are messed up in the head. But by no means are you a victim of a disease, and no way I feel sorry for you. Especially if you’re rich. Get serious. Eat your damn money for dinner.
Now you are eligible for this club if:
* You have a bony ass face and look like a skeleton.
* You don’t have curves, you just have bony ass jaggeddy edges.
* You are some skinny ass guy that I don’t like.
* You have the body of a young gymnast girl.
* My penis weighs more than you.
* You believe in / “suffer” from that eating disorder bullshit.
* I can see your ribcage.
* I’m confident that I could punch a hole through your chest, break you in half during sex, or blow you away with my fan.
* You don’t weigh anything.
* You’d get murdered playing pee wee football.
And yes I know that the real Skeletor is a badass skeleton with big bulging muscles and that he could bench press every girl on this list, at the same time, just as a pre-exercise warmup. And no this pictures aren’t "photoshopped" I don’t even own photoshop.
The cardholding members of the Skeletor Club.
Mary Kate Olsen: You are just skinny as shit. People have the nerve to call you an anorexia victim. Bull shit. Look at you, looking to the sky like things are so unfair, and it’s not your fault. If you can afford all of that fashion shit you’re wearing, you can afford a steak. And even though the steak weighs more than you do, and you’d have to fight to eat it, I’m confident that you could do it.
Ashley Olsen: I guess you aren’t as famous for not eating and snorting coke as your sister, but you’re still just as bad. Besides, you two are always together. I’m going to assume that you spent your entire fortune on that exotic ass space alien dog you have in your arms. I suggest you just do yourself a favor, and eat it.
Gwen Stefani: "Ooooooh, that’s my shit, that’s my shit!" FALSE. That is not your shit, because people who do not eat have nothing to shit out. You look like you’re 12 years old, which is why it made perfect sense for you to shoot your Hollaback Girl video in a middle school. What the hell are you thinking?. I swear I can see your ribs 5 out of 10 times I see a picture of you.
Paris Hilton: You had the audacity to do a Carl’s Jr commercial for a hamburger. You will do anything for money, even pop out of a rich woman’s vagina, like you did when you were born. You think life is easy and carefree now, just wait until you try to have kids. Pushing a baby out of that bone-cage vagina is going hurt like hell, it’s going to be like nails across a chalkboard. You probably won’t ever have kids though, since pregnancy involves eating and gaining weight.
Lindsay Lohan: You truly are amazing. You went from some skinny unattractive 13 year old redhead girl who stared in disney movies, to a big breasted hot redhead, then back to a 13 year old skinny unattractive redhead. You threw it all away, you were one of the only hot redheads I’ve ever seen. Was it the cocaine? I don’t care, please Lindsay Skelelohan, get your curves back.
Nicole Richie: Who the hell are you? Why are you even famous? You aren’t attractive at all, and to make matters worse skinny as hell. It looks like you’re melting in this picture. Gross. You can’t sing, act, model, you have no talent, simple life sucked, it wasn’t funny at all. That new movie you’re in, no doubt in my mind it sucks as well. I hear you have wings tattoed on your (very visible) shoulder blades. Great, now you look like a bony ass pterodactyl.
I think it’s time for me to address this issue by writing a few words about this, apparently new posh and IN, appearance in Hollywood.
We’ve all noticed how incredibly thin Hollywood stars have become in the last few years. This trend towards super-sveltedome has accelerated. Young stars such as Lindsay Lohan, Christina Ricci, Kate Moss, Lara Flynn Boyle and the Olsen twins have gone from thin to thinner to alarmingly fragile.
Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan Lara Flynn
They grace the cover of magazines everywhere we look.Their beautiful tanned skin engulfs a slender “perfect” body. The men and women of Hollywood truly are striking, but also all look very much the same.There is an obvious trend in these magazines and on television that thin is IN, and only skinny people are worthy of adorning magazine covers.
Does this mean that only the thin are beautiful in today’s society?
Whether they mean to or not, the media definitely indicates that this is the case, leaving a very unrealistic image of what is attractive in the minds of young people. Therefore, it really shouldn’t come as any surprise that eating disorders are becoming more and more prevalent among young people, particularly girls, who are striving to achieve this model-thin look.
I’m not saying you should be fat but being heavy underweight is not pretty at all, unless you find skeletal-look sexy.
And what’s scary, young girls are looking up to them, and would do anything to look as thin as possible. Girls today often believe that a star who is 5’7 and just a shade under 100 pounds is “normal.
Let me tell you… a few weeks ago I was switching channels on the television, and came across the Golden Globe awards. It seemed like every actress that came sashaying up the red carpet was even skinnier than the last one! Even my husband commented on it (which he hardly ever does, since he knows how much it bugs me!).
For years we’ve heard and read negative comments about the "waif" look (ie: Kate Moss). It seems that the "waif" look has now mutated into a sort of super-cool, Hollywood thin. Turn on the television on any given night, and you are certain to see one of the many gorgeous, young, super-skinny actresses that are becoming so very common.
I swear, I am so sick of seeing Calista Flockhart’s scrawny collar bones poking out of her neck. (and yes, I have read that she denies any eating disorder and says she’s just naturally skinny too….) But check thise photos and decide for yourself.
Calista Flockhart – before Calista Flockhart – after
Did you see Something about Mary? I found myself gritting my teeth throughout the movie, watching Cameron Diaz’s teeny-tiny figure for two hours. Of course, I’ve read interviews with her where she points out that she is just naturally skinny.
Well, thanks for tolerating my ranting (or has it been… whining!), but I think it’s time to say THIN IS NOT IN.