Celebrity gossip – see it our way

Colin Farrell lots some (40 pounds) weight for his upcoming movie ‘Triage’. MSN News reports:

“Although he has lost as much as for the Bosnian film, the 32-year-old looked every inch the Adonis with his long hair and sand-covered six-pack… as he jogged along the beach.”

Nice penis Adonis.

Turns out Britney Spears sex tape exists. Some say these ‘sexy’ photos are taken from that tape, but honestly, me thinks it’s a scam. I doubt this is even her.

RobbyR of Project X-Tapes says:

“This looks exactly like her, I’d be shocked if it was NOT her. The only reason I am cautious to say “100% positive proof”… is not finding the dark freckle on her left side stomach on any other pictures I have of her. The wrist tattoo matches… two tattoos very low on her stomach are not visible in the bathtub pictures because her legs are bent up… while she pleasures herself with the bath water.”

Source: NSFW

Looks like Lil’ Wayne might suck on ‘lollipop’ in prison for the next 50 years, if you know what I mean.

If you wanna hear the boy rappin’ you’d better get those tickets before Lil Weeeny starts singing for his inmates only.

So Jacob the jeweler had a nice workshop in the back of his store. Why am I not surprised? He is going to jail for two and a half years for lying the feds about a drug ring. Jacob the jeweler took a plea deal for conspiracy to launder $270 million dollars in drug profits. Wa wa wee wa!

Yeah right, like the feds don’t know about his off shore bank accounts. So you tell me, who are the rappers supposed to get their eye-blinding bling from now?

Jigga is giving us so much emotion right now I don’t even know what to say. I do know that from the look on his face something is coming. Something bad. What is it Jay!?!

Source: Lenzism

9Lives’ Morris’ Million Cat Rescue is in Los Angeles for the one millionth cat adoption of the nationwide campaign! Giuliana Rancic adopted the one millionth kitten of the 9Lives’ Morris’ Million Cat Rescue campaign at the West LA Animal Care Center. E! News” co-anchor Jason Kennedy actually surprised her with the little kitten, because he knew she and new husband Bill Rancic had been looking to adopt a cat.

With paparazzi lining the red carpet of the West Los Angeles Animal Care Center, Jason and Giuliana arrived by limousine to the shelter. Giuliana stepped out of the car to be greeted by Morris the Cat in his designer sunglasses and bowtie. Her initial surprise was then surpassed by pure joy and excitement as Jason presented her with the new kitten, an adorable gray and white tabby. Morris the Cat made the adoption official by stamping his paw print alongside the signature of Hollywood’s newest adoptive mom, Giuliana.

Alright, let me get this straight. Last week, Paris wanted a new dog for her fashion shoot, she went to a pet store to get one but the they’ve basically told her to get lost. So now, Paris is denying the entire thing, saying it never happened. I mean, what the hell were you thinking? She thought it would be a good idea to cry about it on her myspace page:

“I wasn’t looking for a new pet, I wasn’t even at a photo shoot that day, (I was down the street at Benji’s DCMA clothing store) and I actually have a Yorkie puppy. I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable.

Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children. Of course I support pet adoption from shelters, and I made sure that my BFF show involved a local one to spread the word about how these animals need loving owners. So it is sad that someone felt the need to invent a story about me throwing a fit for a dog that would “go with my outfit. I have no idea where people come up with these stories and they are spreading to so many news outlets that I just have to speak my mind and clear things up, especially with my fans. I love you all and appreciate your messages, as always”.

What a load of crap! This text is far beyond Paris’ vocabulary, I bet one of her dogs was forced to write this shit. Poor things, they should be all rescued right away.

Source: DListed

Heather Locklear entered rehab facilities in Arizona to be treated for anxiety and depression. I really feel for Heather, it’s not easy going thru divorce, seeing your ‘best friend’ hooking up with your ex hubby days after you’ve separated, Sambora’s arrest in March for driving drunk with their daughter in the car…too many bad things happened in the past year. Header’s publicist confirmed to People:

“Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation for her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment. This is a confidential matter and no further statement will be released.”

Hang in there Heather. 

Actually, it looks like she has no time at all. It has been confirmed that Madge and Guy are splitting up, after seven years of marriage. That’s really sad. They’ve both agreed on announcing the news only when Madonna’s ‘Sticky and Sweet’ tour finishes which will be on November 29.  A source close to the couple told Britain’s Daily Mirror:

“Although the marriage is coming to an end, they don’t want to
say anything until the tour is over. They live like brother and sister rather than husband and wife and thought it best to call it a day. There’s been speculation about them having furious rows, but they have just grown apart. They’ve decided they’re better off as friends. It’s sad, but they’re determined to keep it amicable.”

Madge will be moving to New York with her kids. Her apartment is being extended and renovated to accommodate her children and staff.

Rihanna definitely has a thing for hats and tats. In the latest hat edition, Rihanna was checking your tickets on The Today Show while trying to Shhhh y’all by giving you the finger. Yeah, she’s just that nice.

Following Friday’s breakdown at LAX airport, Brit decided that the best thing to do is strip off and enjoy some LA sun while showing off the results of an ‘extensive’ work in the gym that everybody talked about for the past couple of months. Truth is, during those couple of months of an ‘extensive’ work in the gym she was spending more time with Sprite and Cheeto’s than with her $800/hour personal trainer.

Source: The Sun

Seems like everywhere Britney goes there’s some sort of chaos around her. She broke in tears at LAX airport on Friday, when paparazzi surrounded her and her entourage, leaving her literally impossible to move.   Yeah, I guess there’s nothing else to do but cry in that situation. Poor Britney, she totally lost it. I kind of miss seeing that young girl in a school uniform again on my TV. Her singing about some random guy who is supposed to hit her one more time, for no reason whatsoever, was always a good laugh.

Britney Spears arrived at L.A.’s LAX airport Friday to a chaotic scene involving over 30 paparazzi. At one point, police intervened to quell a scuffle between a photographer and one of the singer’s entourage.

Both the photographer and the entourage member (who would not say whether he was a bodyguard) were treated for minor injuries. Neither ended up filing charges.

Spears, 26, and her father Jamie were unharmed.

“Britney’s security was not equipped to handle the situation,” an eyewitness told Usmagazine.com. “It was mass chaos with photographers standing on the escalator with Britney and she literally had nowhere to go. Her bodyguards had no idea what to do.”

Remember that time when Jenifer Lopez said she never demands too much or treats people badly? Loads of crap, I tell ya. I just heard that Jennifer’s entourage screamed at the clerk at  the Catherine Malandrino boutique on Manhasset’s Miracle Mile, that Jennifer gets 50% discount. They waved with their guns around while Jennifer was going loco after the same clerk refused to shut down the entire store for her. Page Six reports:

JENNIFER Lopez was a diva with a capital D shopping last week at the Catherine Malandrino boutique on Manhasset’s Miracle Mile, near where she lives with hubby Marc Anthony.

“She demanded the store be shut down for her to shop alone, but they said, ‘Absolutely not,’ ” said our spy. “Then one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount.

Jennifer also tried on about a million outfits, then just threw it all in a pile in the dressing room and didn’t buy one thing.”

OMG, looks how’s back. Haven’t seen Ben Affleck in a while. He sure lost some weight and is still promoting Starbucks, as much as I can see. Man they should really give the man a gold card or something. A lifetime supply of Starbucks coffee, mmmm.

On another note, little Violet is totally looking like Jennifer Garner. Amazing.