Celebrity gossip – see it our way

Someone airbrushed Phoebe Price’s thighs into this.. um… how can I call it…a cheesy nightmare on Elm Street?

Like I said before, it’s not that bulge after all. Rummor has it, and of course Beck’s rep is denying everything, that David Beckham might’ve had some help filling out his tighty-whities for Armani ad underwear.
Apparently, some folks at Daily Mail uncovered some photo where Beckham was wearing a white bikini, but it appears that his bulge was, um… less bulging. 

Source: Daily Mail

Naomi Campbell told the press she flipped out on B. A. flight because she was called a racial name.

“I was called a racial name on that flight. And that was part of my reaction,” Naomi told Sky News. Again, nothing to do with the police but yes from British Airways. I was called a golliwog supermodel, I don’t think that’s really fair do you?’ Would you like it if someone turned round and called you a golliwog supermodel? I mean I’m proud to be a black woman, I’m proud to be British, I’m proud of the job that I do but I did not call anyone names of colour, of their race. And, you know I’ve had to leave all of that out of court and all of that out of statement because at the end of the day the real problem was, I took my upset and my, the end of my wrath came out on the police, which was wrong.”

Yeah, I’m sure you didn’t think about a racial name at the time of the arrest, how could you when it never happened in the first place.

Awesome ad for Will’s latest flick, Hancock.

Sweet Blake Lively should learn how to get out of the cab properly. At least she had panties on.

Finally,  it has been confirmed. Look out for May 19 2009 because this is the set date for the release of Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Male. This movie is going to be hilarious, can’t wait to see the trailer.

David Beckham gets almost naked for the part II Armani underwear ad showing us his bulging package. It’s not that bulging.

Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth this morning to a healthy baby girl. It’s still unknown if it was a natural birth but from what I hear, a c-section had been previously scheduled because the fetus was in the breech position. Aunt Britney and the rest of the Spears family fly to be with Jamie for the birth. Sources are reporting they named the girl Maddie Briann. She was born at 9:30 a.m. this morning.  

Sophia Bush is single – Fatback

Kate and Lance holding hands - EvilBeet

Header is stirring some trouble again – Ayyy

Melanie Brown is planing revenge – Damn I’m cute

Ashley Olsen has a new man – Girls Talking Smack

Jamie Spears needs some cash – Hollywood Backwash

Gisele in GQ - Celebrity Smack

Joan Rivers is so “fu*king sorry” – Webster’s is my bitch

After loosing her hair on the red carpet, Kate Moss shows up in Istanbul in some horrid see thru dress with  huge silver gypsy-style earrings, and a silver coin bracelet. An onlooker commented:

“She was really sweet last night! She and Jamie were shorter than what I always imagined though. She was totally concentrated on her daughter during the stay in the gallery, Lila asked for some water and she gathered everyone to find one. It was quite disappointing for me to see her face was full of wrinkles. I think the bronzing and all the cigarettes etc. made her age +10 years.”

The fact that she wore this hideous see thru dress is no shocker whatsoever, since she’s a model and everyone’s basically seen her shit anyway, but wearing this fugly dress alongside her daughter is kinda weird, I must say.

Sharon Stone narrowly avoided tragedy in Malibu when her vagina spontaneously burst into flames. She just “stood up and began screaming – running for her nearby cooler.”

“She just jumped up off her towel and began yelling ‘My woo-woo, my woo-woo!’ said nearby beachgoer William Woodson. Then she grabbed a bottle of something from her cooler and dumped the whole thing all over her crotch. There was a kind of sizzling noise, and a smell like one of those bug zappers.”

Her publicist said that Ms. Stone’s vagina is ok and is resting comfortably.
That’s what I call bad karma.

Some british gal got busted in the airport in Norway for trying to smuggle coke into the country. Apparently, she hidden the coke in her wig and then glued it to her hair. Customs officials said,

“The agent thought she had a great deal of hair and suspected that she was wearing a wig. The wig was examined and the agents found a bag of cocaine.” The official went on to say that the crazy woman kept screaming, “BLAAAAKE!”

Ha, this is hilarious. Are we sure Amy is in da hospital?

Source: Dlisted

A 12-year-old Jack Taylor, meet Johnny Depp during filming for his latest movie “Public Enemies” in April and said that he’d love to have Johnny’s vintage fedora. Johnny was like, “Sure, I’ll mail to you when I’m done filming. “
And couple of months later, kiddo got Johnny’s hat in his mailbox. The package arrived with a note signed by Depp which read:

“Here is a hat for you. Hope you like this and assorted fun bits.”

Taylor said:

“All I really said was, ‘Can I have your hat?’ And he said, ‘When I’m done with it, it’s yours.’ He was actually pretty cool.”

I always knew Johnny Depp was coolest guy ever.

I just heard that Anne dumped her boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri, over the weekend. It’s the same guy that has some so called charity organization which funds vaccination for developing countries that is being investigated by the New York State Attorney General’s Office. It’s the same guy that was accused of bouncing a $215,000 cheque to his business associate and had turned himself into police to paid the bill afterwards.

Apparently Anne decided to break up with this douche because of his run-ins with the law that are hurting her career. A source told Britain’s Daily Mail online:

“It’s heartbreaking for Anne to dump him, and she’s devastated that it’s come to this, but she really didn’t have a choice. His scandals were hurting her reputation.”