Meet Crystle Stewart, the reigning Miss USA. For the second year in a row, Miss USA falls during the evening gown competition at the Miss Universe pageant.

Michelle Rodriguez celebrates her birthday at the Villa Lounge in West Hollywood. She was seen leaving the club at 3AM holding an apple macbook and headphone, as she played DJ for the night. She was even kind enough to sign some autographs for fans just before pulling out. Nice.

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These two have no privacy at all, they’ve broadcasted live on TV every little moment of their life, starting from how they’ve meet, how Ryan proposed to her, wedding, they’ve told their story to every single tabloid out there (ok, maybe they’ve missed out a few) and now they’ve turned to Momlogic.com to help them (which usually stands for- give money-) organize Max’s birthday bash. They’re probably gonna keep on doing that until poor kid turns 18 or graduates from college.

“To help make the party extra special, momlogic.com has called upon lifestyle and entertaining guru, Jennifer Sbranti (www.hostesswiththemostess.com), to help oversee party details. Additionally, momlogic.com readers are being given an opportunity to help plan the party by voting on a variety of elements including: the invitation, party favors, food and dessert.”

Don’t even think I’m going to give you that url. Seriously, Trista, there are some things you wanna share with your family and close friends ONLY.

I thought that Californian has a new law- No Talking on Cell While Operating a Car. Ha, can you imagine Cami going to jail for this.

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Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, were born just before 8pm, reported gynecologist Michael Sussmann. Jolie is fine after having a Caesarian section,  he added. And those baby pictures? Sold!  to a US paper for $US11 million ($11.4 million) (of course, going to a humanitarian cause). Knox? We have to hear the history on that one.  Anyone who had a peep to say about Sunday Rose, shush!

Sienna Miller, the official home wrecker, took her new boyfriend, Balthazar Getty to Italy for a little fooling/fuc*king around. It’s kind of hard keeping records on her boyfriends, but I’ll quickly refresh your memory. Balthazar Getty, actor/ her to the Getty Oil Company and of course, guy with the wife and four kids. Yeah, that’s just the kind of gal she is.

So here they are, screwing around in Italy, while the kids are asking themselves why the hell their parents didn’t show up for a school play that they’ve been working on for such a long time.

Think of the children!!!!

OMG, can you imagine? US reports:

“She’s not drinking. It’s the first time I’ve never seen her do that.”
Above source is a firsthand, regular and up close observer of Paris Hilton and her horniness, hotness and sometimes tankedlicious goings on. Said insider’s been posing and preening right alongside Ms. H at a few recent T-town soirees. Gosh, is this the new, freshly domesticated Mrs.-Madden-to-be Paris or Paris the teetotalist, perhaps (for whatever reason)? Or, to get very National Enquirer about it (as if there were any diff here at A.T., I mean, really), could this possibly be the new preggers Paris? Just a pregnant pause, or hunch, that’s all, babes. See, when the regularly guzzling heiress suddenly cleans up her vodka-happy act, hon-pies, somethin’s up. Fer sure.”

For a second I thought it was that dude that undergone millions of dollars worth of plastic surgery to transform his once normal human face into the face of a cat. It was only after that I’ve realized it’s Jacklyn Zeman from “General Hospital”. The first picture was taken back in ‘05 and the second in ‘08.

Poor Nurse Bobbie thought she could, but she can’t!