Celebrity gossip – see it our way

What is this gigantic Eddie Murphy statue supposed to say? Most importantly, why is this woman coming out of his year? What’s her problem?

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are in Mexico these days. They are staying at Casa Aramara, the home of Girls Gone Wild mogul Joe Francis, in Punta Mita, Mexico. 

It’s kind of weird taking your new boyfriend to a same house that you were with your ex last year. Out of all places in the world she could’ve picked something else.  Rachel, Rachel…

Britney either stole some toilet paper from Sur Restaurant in West Hollywood yesterday, or she’s totally knocked up. I mean, is there any other reason for this bump?

Jenna Jameson blows a huge kiss at the 5th annual Lingerie Party on Saturday at Pangea Nightclub. 
 

George Clooney rides his bike along the shores of Lake Como in Italy.

Kim Kardashian fat ass is in Monaco these days. Seriously, why would someone think she’s bootylicious, that thing is fat. Pure fat, period.

And on the other side of the planet, Kate Beckinsale demanded a butt double for her new flick because she thinks she’s fat. Dear Lord.

Jessica Simpson was photographed Friday at the LAX airport proudly sporting a “Real Girls Eat Meat” t-shirt. What an idiot! Many think it was a direct insult to Carrie Underwood, and if that’s the case, she should’ve come up with something smarter that this. If only she had the brains for it.

Emma Watson is set to take over from Keira Knightley as the face of Chanel in a deal worth £3m the Mail on Sunday has claimed.

“Emma has been slowly integrated into the Chanel brand,” a source says. “They have been dressing her for film premieres and parties over recent months to see if she is the right fit. Once it became clear she is growing into a beautiful young woman and wears the Chanel brand so elegantly, they had to sign her up.”

And all I’m thinking is: Isn’t this kid too young to be wearing those high hills? I’m surprised they even make such small sizes.

Gwen Stefani’s husband Gavin Rossdale has promised a black nursery for their soon-to-be-born baby. He told Ok! magazine:

We don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl. Plus, we are going to put him in a black room. It’ll be a Goth baby so it doesn’t matter if it is a boy or a girl. Lovely!”

That’s kinda creepy Gavin, even tho my favorite color is black.

Amy Winehouse fainted at her house the other day, so her dad told her to pack her portable crack pipe and took her straight to the hospital. US Magazine reports:
British singer Amy Winehouse has been hospitalized after fainting, her rep tells Usmagazine.com.

“Amy was at home this afternoon when she briefly fainted,” her rep said. “Fortunately, her manager’s assistant was there to stop her falling. She quickly recovered and her father Mitch took her to hospital as a precaution,” the rep explained. Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests.”

I really couldn’t think of any possible reason that would cause Amy faint like that, out of the blue. On the other hand maybe she was playing the trust games with her stuff, like Naomi Campbell in Italy last week. Man that game is super popular these days.

So I’ve just heard that Angie is in talks with Coty to put out her own line of perfume out there. A source said, 

“Angelina wants a very strong input. She wouldn’t want a fragrance that she didn’t feel encapsulates her.”

That’s actually going to beat up all the other skunks out there, I’m telling ya. The entire planet is going to smell like Angelina Jolie. She can put just about anything into that bottle and sell it as the thing that “encapsulated her” for thousands of dollars. See what happens when you’re ultra famous. You can sell your own shit and people will still buy it.

Marko Jaric engaged with Adriana Lima – Fatback Media

Heather Locklear, stirring up trouble – Ayyy

Lindsay Lohan loves the sausage again – Damn I’m cute

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer go public – Celebrity Smack

Phoebe Price fakes her bikini pictures – Drunken Stepfather

Mario Lopez is a diva - Evil Beet

Ellen is not sharing her wedding pics – Jossip

Is Eva Longoria preggo?  - Girls Talking Smack

Mariah Carey has a plan – Webster’s is my bitch

Edward Norton is hot helping out – Hot momma drama

Kate Hudson is not with Lance, or so she says – Hollywood Backwash

Jessica Biel is looking tired at a Florida Marlins game. What happened? Are those pregnancy rumors true or is Justin Timberlake really happy that she moved in with him?

I’m kind of glad these two are back together again. I think they totally deserve each other.

“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me,” Tommy tells. “It’s awesome, man.”

Let’s make this one last longer Pam, aiight?