I always thought this girl has a thing for knives, does this mean she tried committing suicide before as well, or is she just trying to pull off some kind of a dirty girl pose? Something like, uhhh… hey boys, check this out: I like the way this knife touches my skin, the way it’s cooling me off ‘cause I’m very, very HOT.

p.s. is my screen greasy or Lindsay has a mustache?

Paris Hilton does strike the pose even for her mugshot. I really don’t know what to say.

Update: here's the infamous Paris Hilton booking sheet…  I knew Monday was gonna be my happy day…

Exactly how do you sell the reality show about Posh Spice? I bet all she does all day is eat and vomits, eat and vomits, shopping, eat and vomits, shopping, eat and vomits… wow, my head is spinning already. Anyway, looks like the show isn’t going to air in the States after all.

TMZ reports:

“Posh Spice won’t be spicing up the reality TV universe anytime soon. Victoria Beckham has backed out of deal to star in a reality TV show for NBC about her move stateside with hubby David and kids. The doll-like diva told Brit rag “The Mirror” that family comes before fame. According to a “Mirror” source, “the TV series was a great launch pad for her career…but she felt she was being pushed into a corner and David was obviously always going to take priority.”

Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you tomorrow you’re only a day away……

Monday, June 4th is THE day for Paris Hilton. It’s that day when she’ll hit the slammer and boy oh boy I can’t wait to see that.
Paris has reportedly ordered a hair and makeup team to show up at her Hollywood home at 9 a.m. on June 4 to make her look all pretty and glamorous for all the lesbians who can’t wait to share the hot long jail showers together.

From Rush and Malloy:

Paris doesn't do contrite very well. She will be glam, and Paris is the queen of the prop. Expect her hair pulled back in a ponytail, big sunglasses and maybe a Holy Bible under one arm. And she just got a new kitten, so maybe she'll hand it to her sister as she gets out of the car. There might even be tears."

And this is so touchy… :crying:

This is by far the only photo that’s released revealing the good time Calum had the other night with two hookers and a pile of cocaine.  Calum/Lohan duo gets to be far more interesting than Kate and Pete, I’m sure there’s more coming our way.

Paula Abdul is extremely hurt by the release of her crying tape just the other day.
TMZ has Paula’s statement:

“I am deeply hurt and extremely disappointed that someone has taken a private telephone conversation that I had with my representatives and released it to the media. This is not only illegal but also highly unethical. While I don’t feel a need to justify or explain my conversation, even as a public figure I do feel my privacy has been violated and find this action to be unacceptable.”

Isn’t it a lovely day today? The sun is shinning, birds are singing and it’s Went’s Birthday. God bless the day he was born. Alleluia!

Now… what can I get him for his b-day? I know! I’ll jump out of the cake naked just when the lights go on before everyone else can even say: Happy Birthday.  The party will be over soon ‘cause let’s face it, to the present like that is hard to say no to.

Even tho Perce has never talked openly about his personal life, let alone his sexuality, but a recent Associated Press article alluded to the actor's "partner" Brian Hargrove.

The website afterelton.com put in a call to Pierce's rep, who confirmed that the AP story as accurate. Afterelton.com claims the actor's sexual preference "has always been an open secret within the artistic community," but it seems he was given a little push in making the info more widespread.”

Oh common’ Perce just admit it so we can all move on.

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