Lily Allen thinks someone spiked her drinks at Tuesday’s Glamour Awards in London. Yeah, I’m sure that’s exactly what happened. It’s like that time when I had way too many free shots from the bar and that’s pretty much the only thing I remember about that night. Yeah, I’m sure that sudden memory loss had nothing to do with my free shots, I’m sure I got spiked.
“Yeah, I don’t know what happened, maybe I was spiked. I don’t remember a thing. I can normally get really drunk, but not like that,” Lily was overheard saying. “The worrying thing was that I was like a dead weight. I have been out so many times and got drunk and never ended up like that. What was worse was that the cab just drove off with only me in it. My brother and my mates were not with me. I didn’t have my house keys or my bag, so I felt totally vulnerable. When I finally got home I just passed out.”
So Sharon Stone is making fake apologies, again, and again and we’ll expect many more to come in the near future. It’s one of those things when you know you really fucked things up and the only hope you have is that someone else is gonna shave her head or do something stupid so the press will leave you alone. But until that time comes…
“I would like to set the record straight about what I feel in my heart and end all of the misunderstandings. Yes, I misspoke. I could not be more regretful of that mistake. It was unintentional. I apologise, those words were never meant to be hurtful to anyone, they were an accident of my distraction and a product of news sensationalism. I am deeply saddened by the pain that this whole situation has caused the victims of the devastating earthquake in China.”
Yeah, this is how it usually goes, it hits you when you least expect it. I bet George was like: Mami, I need to talk to you about something. And Sarah was thinking: Dear Lord Almighty he’s gonna give me the rock, take that bit*hes!
“She thought they were getting married. Instead, she got dumped. She’s really upset. Devastated. She’s totally heartbroken and doesn’t deserve this. It came out of nowhere. They had made all these plans.”
Angie took her kiddie clan to Disneyland and was upset that Disney never featured an African princess in their films. Yeah, you show him Angie, how dare he insult your four year old girl, who I’m sure doesn’t even give a rat’s ass about princess’ skin color. I doubt she even understands the plot of the movie to begin with. But it’s Angie y’all and she is upset about it.
“There still isn’t a Disney princess that’s African and it’s very difficult because our daughter’s getting into princesses right now and it upsets me.”
So Disney, what you’re gonna do about it?
Looks like the Pussycat Dolls are back on the pole again, in other words it means they have a new video. Even tho most of the people won’t even remember the name of that song, I thought you might wanna know that the song that they are filming the video for actually has a name. It’s When I Grow Up.
But don’t worry, if you forget about it after 30 sec. I’ll understand.
p.s. I just found out that a new pussy will appear in this video. This pussy’s name is Britney Spears.
Less than a week ago, dr. Frasier, Kelsey Grammer, suffered a mild heart attack while paddle boating in Hawaii with his wife Camille. He was released from the hospital and is resting comfortably at his home in Maui.
In a statement released to OK!, the 53-year-old thespian said he,
“wishes to thank those who phoned, emailed, or wrote expressions of concern.”
Get well soon dr. Fraseir.
It looks like Justin Timberlake asked Jessica Biel, to move into his Hollywood Hills home. Uuuuuuu….. Yeah, it’s big. Next thing you know they’ll be picking names for their newborn.
“Jessica is preparing to live in Justin’s Hollywood Hills home,” an insider says. They’re both really excited. Jessica’s giving the house to her parents and brother because she doesn’t want to sell it,” the insider adds.
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And I was under impression she had way too many carrot juices for breakfast. Damn’ this is by far the worse fake tan I’ve ever seen in my life. Seriously Anne, I know you are working on your new flick right now, but call in sick for couple of days.
Source: Just Jared
It appears that douche bag KFed got this year’s award for Father of the Year. If someone had told me last year that something like this is going to happen, I’d be like: You mean Shmuck of the Year right? But since, Britney stole the thunder from her ex hubby in 2008, somehow this award doesn’t seem that akward after all.
But still, I have to admit there’s gotta be someone better for this title than this douche bag. Say Brad Pitt?
As you’ve already heard, Nick Hogan got sentenced for 8 months in jail, for the role he’d played in an August car crash that left his friend John Graziano critically injured, and this, my friends, is what appears to be his luxury home for the next 7+ months.
Wow, Nick got a combo sink/toilet. How convenient.
Sienna’s, now ex boyfriend, Rhys Infas was looking for ‘incriminating evidence’ once he found out Sienna started seeing her ex – Matthew Rhys- again. A source said:
“Sienna broke the news at the weekend in a call from Prague. Things have been awkward for a while after she caught Rhys going through her text messages. She went bananas and Rhys said he was looking for what he called ‘incriminating evidence’. He has been giving her a hard time lately, questioning her commitment to him and the time she puts into the relationship.”
Source: The Sun
50’s multimillion-dollar Long Island home got on fire last Friday. Coincidence or just a misfortunate event, that is yet to be discovered, but I find it kind of suspicious that it happened just days after his ex girlfriend had a heated confrontation inside the attorney’s office over the house. Hmmmm…
50’s ex and his 10 year old son were inside the house when the incident occurred, and according to 50’s ex, Shaniqua Tompkins, he still didn’t bother to call and check up on his son, who suffered mild injuries. She said,
“He didn’t even attempt to call his son to see how he was doing. A good father would do that.”
What a jackass.
Someone please give this skinny bia*ch a piece of bread, she looks like she’s gonna die every minute now.
Lindsay: “I’m not a lesbian, I don’t need $1 million”- Celebslam
Audrina Patridge flashes out her yellow panties – DS
MTV Movie Awards Picture Post – Webster’s is my bitch
Supersized Mammaries – Celebrity Smack!
Is Brad Pitt designing a hotel? – The Evil Beet
Lindsay Lohan upskirt saves the day – Hollywood BW
Whitney Port nip slip – Fatback Media
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