Celebrity gossip – see it our way

I’m afraid this is NOT just the rumor. Jessica Alba is pregnant!

“Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren’s child, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively. I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says rep Brad Cafarelli".

In their new ad campaigh, Peta targets the Olsen twins, for weaing fur by calling them the Trollsen Twins. PETA has also launched a new web site devoted to "Hairy-Kate" and "Trashley."
It features, among other things, a mash-up video called "Full House of Horrors," in which footage from the twins' former hit TV show is interspersed with – you guessed it – scenes of animals being killed for fur.

“No one would argue that Mary-Kate and Ashley could use some meat on their bones, but the last thing they need is hair on their backs," PETA's Assistant Director of Youth Campaigns Dan Shannon said in a statement.

What’s wrong with this cover? Um… let’s see, Oprah kinda scares me, even tho I can't put my finger quite on why…actually, Denzel has a colored lipgloss and a makeup, the fact is, the whole set up is ridiculously fake.

I think this pretty much sums it up.

Los Angeles police are investigating a break-in that took place this Saturday at Charlize’s  Beverly Hills home.

“The residence had been secured Thursday, according to an LAPD spokesperson, but an unknown number of suspects took the liberty of reopening it over the weekend.

It's unknown at this time what, if anything, was taken from the house or if anyone who was supposed to be there was on the premises at the time. Theron's neighbors did not report seeing any suspicious characters, police said.”

Having said that, I think I’ll browse to check what’s new on eBay these days.

Madonna has allegedly sent a crack team to Malawi to find her a new child to adopt…
She told friends she is now determined to adopt herself a little girl.

Her team, who have apparently been told not to rest until they have "found her princess", are under instructions to make up a shortlist of nine little girls, whose families will not block the adoption.

… and just like that, Madge will find her princess…

It has been said that David told his wife Courteney Cox that she must choose between him and Jennifer Aniston… Somehow I doubt this is true but the story goes like this:

“According to reports, the actor is fed up with having to share his wife with her best friend, and has told friends that he feels like he is married to two women.
Since splitting up with Brad Pitt, Jennifer has been inseparable from Courteney, and has spent nearly every public holiday with the couple, and even joined them on a recent holiday to Hawaii.

"Somewhat understandably, David's now saying it's him or Jennifer. He's had enough and is drawing a line in the sand," said the mystery source. "He's asking that Jennifer's visits become less frequent and that there are no phone calls between midnight and 8am."

Good like with that David.

Jessica Simpson had a “blonde” moment – when she tripped on a power cord and plunges a store into darkness in new Macy’s commercial. She kinda accidentally switches off the lights – before getting a telling-off from Martha Stewart, while shoting the special commercial for Macy’s. 

Where was papa Joe to help her little princess?

Media whore, David Blane is preparing his new trick. Since he kinda wasn’t successful in his last one, he want’s to make it up to us by breaking the word record for staying awake. The New York Post  reports:

"It's been tried before. In 1959," he tells gossip queen CINDY ADAMS. "Peter Tripp stayed awake eight days, but it resulted in permanent brain damage. In 1964, 17-year-old Randy Gardner did it for a high school science project. He lasted 11 ½ days but recovered fully. No damage. A guy in London tried but fell short. Another did 19 days but slept two hours each night, so that doesn't count. Also he was seated in a rocking chair. If I do this thing, which you claim I'm doing, I'll do it on my feet. Standing up.

After 36 hours of sleep deprivation it's like being drunk, 72 hours and paranoia sets in, day four the mind goes into hallucinations and you're dreaming while awake. The problem is there's no way to know how to offset brain damage or to train for this because there isn't sufficient research. I believe the first guy's mistake was not being in great physical condition. Also he used stimulants to keep awake, which I assume did him in."

Why is it again that you’re doing it Blane?

looks like Mel is having a problem with her zipper

Correction, Lisa Marie looks even worse. She appeared kinda bloated and disheveled at a charity event in New York last night. Is it the drugs?

Justin spoke about Jessica Biel, finally. Wait a minute, I thought they aren’t even dating, I mean he never publicly confessed about it

In his interview with Barbara Walters, Justin Timberlake said:

Barbara: How does Justin Timberlake feel about Jessica Biel?

Justin: “So far, so great!”

Barbara: “Do you think it will last?”

Justin: Laughing,  “Well, I’ll work on that!”

Barbara:  “Rolling Stone”  called you the new King of Sex, Do you think you’re sexy?”

Justin: “I’ll hold on to the title for as long as I can! Ya know, Brad, George, you guys may be the most beautiful whatever but… eat your heart out boys!

Source:US Magazine

Seems like Kiefer is adjusting pretty well behind the bars. He woke up this morning at 8:00, had his prison breakfast and went straight ahead with folding the stripes uniform.

“We had a pretty busy night last night, so Kiefer will probably have a lot of laundry to do today," Glendale PD PIO John Balian tells TMZ.”

Everybody are saying he’s not treated as a celebrity, but isn’t’ the laundry work considered to be a privilege already?

I’d like to think it’s only because Kelly skiped a few Geography classes.

Kiefer Sutherland has checked into jail in Glendale, CA, to serve a 48-day sentence. Wile doing the time, Kiefer will be mostly engaged with work in the kitchen and laudary.
The Glendale Police spokesperson reported to "The Insider":

"Kiefer Sutherland will serve all 48 days of his sentence. He will be in a cell by himself. It is not because he is someone special, but because anyone sentenced to a long period of time is in a cell by themselves. Kiefer will be assigned to laundry detail and kitchen detail. He will be working while he is here. He was very humble, accepts full responsibility and is committed to doing 48 days."