Ahhh, they are so adorable.

Lily Allen has yet again got her boobs out for the paps whilst walking out of her car.

Source: The Sun

The James Bond producers have already gone through one theme song for Quantum of Solace, canning Amy Winehouse after she turned into a pillar of herpes or some shit; the latest theme comes from the weird team-up of Jack White and Alicia Keys. While that sounds interesting, there’s just no way it can match up with the proposed theme song that Joe Cornish, from the UK’s The Adam and Joe Show (and co-writer of Ant-Man!), has come up with. I think this says it all.

Matthew McConaughey is like: This guy is a joke!”

So who’s the target, who’s to blame? Mary Kate is being charged with second degree murder… No, I’m just making this up. Truth is, no one is a target.

“Prosecutors in the U.S. attorney’s office in Manhattan had been overseeing a Drug Enforcement Administration probe into whether the painkillers found in Ledger’s system were obtained illegally. But the prosecutors have bowed out “because they don’t believe there’s a viable target,” said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because no charges have been filed.
The decision comes after recent reports that actress Mary-Kate Olsen was demanding immunity before answering questions about the startling death of her close friend and his drug use. Authorities say she was the first person called by a masseuse who found the 28-year-old “Dark Knight” actor’s lifeless body in his Manhattan apartment.

The DEA had obtained a subpoena that could have forced Olsen if she continued to hold out. But the subpoena, issued in April, is no longer valid because it was contingent upon prosecutors pursuing the case, the official said Wednesday. The official added that the case could still be revived if evidence of a crime emerges.”

Haha, this is hilarious. Parish Hilton came up with a new energy policy in this witty rebuttal to John McCain’s anti-Obama celebrity ad. Check it out!

This is ’92 all over again, with a slight change tho. The co star, Soon Yi thing, got replaced with  Scarlett Johansson. And I thought things with Woody Allen can’t possibly get any creepier.

She looks so much like his father.

Source: WENN