Celebrity gossip – see it our way

Priceless, I know.

According to TMZ, Paris Hilton will be released from prison on Tuesday, June 26th.

“Authorities would not reveal what time the heiress/convict will be released — much to the dismay of every paparazzi agency in town. When asked about the media circus surrounding Hilton's upcoming release, Whitmore said, "We anticipate the exit will be covered the same as the entrance." 

I don’t even want to see her coming out of prison, I’m more interested in seeing her getting drunk and doing body shots on Wednesday night.

Fergie performed at a free concert in the Woodbridge Center mall on June 19th. Yes, that’s right, she sang for free…at a mall.

Poison covered Justin’s “SexyBack” on their latest album Poison ‘D. Here’s the video featuring this song, it was made by the fan and it involves stuffed animals performing sexual acts.  Weird I know.

Oh, and by the way, the song is exclusively available when you purchase the album at WalMart.

No Doubt surprised their hometown crowd at Irvine just minutes from where they grew up in Anaheim, by coming out for the encore of Gwen's concert last night and performing 3 songs. The band performed Just a Girl, Its My Life, and Spiderwebs. They have been spotted in recent days working on their new album expected in 2008.

photo: celebrity babylon

According to People Magazine the DNA results for Murphy Brown came back and Eddie Murphy is the lucky winner. Congratulations, isn’t it a good day to became a dad or what?
Sources says: 

"There was no doubt in people's minds anyways, least of all hers. It wasn't a surprise to her. She knew all along."

Eddie still didn’t comment, something tells me this is not over yet. It’s gonna get nasty.

A MIGHTY HEART starring Angelina Jolie and directed by Michael Winterbottom rolls into theatres at the end of this week (6/22 to be exact).  Thought to help mitigate the anxiety I'm sure many of you are suffering from, over at MSN Movies you can check out two exclusive clips from the film. Let’s she what Angie has in stores for us.

Someone please explain me why would anyone want to do this? And I’m not talking about one of those private moments you have in your room when no one is watching, where you can get away with puling out s*it like Tina Turner, Michael Jackson (never done that). This is something different, this, my friends is a red carpet. Her name is Natalie Reid, and this is what she does for a living. Shocked?

Yes, ‘cause looking up to a total loser and a dumb ass is something you should NEVER do for a living.
These things are just plain stupidity, and what’s worse people seemed to be all excited about it. God bless America.

Robert Wisdom and Jodi Lyn O'Keefe became the part of the regular acting crew in our favorite drama – Prison Break.
They will play new characters on the drama, which finds Michael Scofield (Wentworth Miller) and the gang locked up in a Panama prison. Ooops, was I not suppose to reveal this. Oh, what the hell, too late now anyway.

Wisdom will play Luchero, a Panamanian drug kingpin who is incarcerated and controls all the other inmates. O'Keefe will play Betty Crocker, an operative for the Company, a shadow government organization.

I’m totally cool with them joining the Prison Break team, that is of course as long as she doesn’t get any close to Michael Scofield. I guess what I’m trying to say is: Stay away b*tch or I will attack, and you don’t want that…. I’ve got the power… la la la…

Where would TomKat spend the Father’s day than on a football game? This is so original. I'm sure there was a better place to be than on a football field. Wait a minute, he wasn’t on a field. He was just watching the game, so typical, cause it’s getting harder and harder to move that fat azz with the years.

Posh’s rag, Katie Holmes, was also there, supporting Victoria’s hubby, because, we all know, that’s what friends are for right? Not that she gave a rat's ass if Beckam was gonna score or not, let alone how important this game was. 

On the other note, David Beckham was trying to impress his three sons with some special moves he kept as a surprise for the Father’s day. Too bad his daddy skills didn’t really come out. Even I saw he was (R)eally, but I mean Really bad. They say it comes with an age and maybe that’s why this was his last game with Real.

I’m getting soo board from them, from this whole posh scientology bonding they’ve been pulling out for the past couple of months. If you ask me, it’s Tom we should blame. He cast a spell on Beckham's clan just as he did on Real Madrid the other night, cause there’s no other explanation for their recent bonding and winning on Sunday. Damn’ you Scientology people. 

When it comes to breaking up, how do you divide your belongings? Who gets what?

From what I can see Kylie managed to get Olivier’s dog as part of their breaking up deal. I on the other hang got two of those. Does it means I got better deal than Kylie?

Couple of days ago a friend of mine almost bought a Batmobile (at least that’s how I called the type of car he was about to buy), but had I know something like this was available my recommendations would totally be different

I guess what I’m trying to say is that this thing looks damn good. Wouldn’t mind humping on it with Batman whenever he does his tour around Gotham City. 

The flyer was found near Paris' house this past weekend.

Julia Roberts gave birth today to a baby boy that she named Henry. Not so much of an exciting name. Why not something trendier, like Figment Condor or Burgundy Falcon?