On Tuesday night Victoria Beckham showed up for the Glamour magazine party, after she was titled as The Woman of the Year, wearing some sort of corset and a pair of frilly underwear.
Glamour editor Jo Elvin said:
“For the past ten years, Victoria Beckham has been a figure of fascination. She has successfully reinvented herself from pop star to devoted wife and mother, to successful designer and business mogul.”She is indicative of the modern woman, successfully juggling the balance between work and home, and is a role model in terms of achieving it all.”After thanking Glamour magazine and its readers, Victoria said: “I don’t feel the need to be famous any more but fame has given me the tools to do what I really love. Whether it’s perfume, sunglasses, jeans – I enjoy them all.
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Guess who was the star of the evening?
Gisele Bundchen was recently asked about the Catholic Church trying to stop condom use and abortion.
Gisele said, "Today no one is a virgin when they get married … show me someone who's a virgin!"
"It's ridiculous to ban contraceptives — you only have to think of the diseases that are transmitted without them. I think it should be compulsory to use a contraceptive."
"The weight's only gone from his waist. It hasn't gone from his nice, broad shoulders and pecs. And he hasn't lost any weight off his willy, so that's good. It's still nice and big."
- Jordan
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Attention: Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake kiss – Allie is wired
Viewers discretion advised: Britney in a thong bikini – Drunken Stepfather
Sienna Miller's nipple are like Ninja Fighters – FatBack
Paulina Rubio is a crazeee – Glunp
2007 MTV Movie Awards, get the dirt – Celebrity Smack
Katherine Heigl without makeup – Jordan Is Your Homeboy
Sarah Silverman monologue about Paris Hilton – Bumpshack
Super mommy is celebrating her 32nd birthday today. Happy B-day!!!
In other news, Angie has been “complaining” how hard it is to find time to have sex with Brad Pitt lately, since the kiddie clan has grown.
“Mommy and Daddy need to try to figure out more time right now.” Juggling her clan is not easy, she confides to the magazine. “Everybody needs individual time. Shiloh has our attention when the others are at school. Mad [her son Maddox] stays up the latest, so he gets the nighttime. During the day, I’ll go for a walk or do something specific with Pax or Z [Zahara] . . . We’re working on it; we’re working on it. Right now, we’re not great about Mommy-and-Daddy time.”
I hope mommy and daddy will hire a babysitter on her birthday and will work on that “Mommy-and-Daddy time” issue.
Does this fall under the “hot ass’ category these days?
Man that thing is H-U-G-E! I have a feeling her butt will be 5 minutes late behind her every time she hits the corner. It’ll be something like this: Kim is walking around the corner, here comes the head first, boobs, legs, she’s walking, still walking… oh and here comes the rest of her.
I always thought this girl has a thing for knives, does this mean she tried committing suicide before as well, or is she just trying to pull off some kind of a dirty girl pose? Something like, uhhh… hey boys, check this out: I like the way this knife touches my skin, the way it’s cooling me off ‘cause I’m very, very HOT.
p.s. is my screen greasy or Lindsay has a mustache?
Paris Hilton does strike the pose even for her mugshot. I really don’t know what to say.
Update: here's the infamous Paris Hilton booking sheet… I knew Monday was gonna be my happy day…
Exactly how do you sell the reality show about Posh Spice? I bet all she does all day is eat and vomits, eat and vomits, shopping, eat and vomits, shopping, eat and vomits… wow, my head is spinning already. Anyway, looks like the show isn’t going to air in the States after all.
TMZ reports:
“Posh Spice won’t be spicing up the reality TV universe anytime soon. Victoria Beckham has backed out of deal to star in a reality TV show for NBC about her move stateside with hubby David and kids. The doll-like diva told Brit rag “The Mirror” that family comes before fame. According to a “Mirror” source, “the TV series was a great launch pad for her career…but she felt she was being pushed into a corner and David was obviously always going to take priority.”
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you tomorrow you’re only a day away……
Monday, June 4th is THE day for Paris Hilton. It’s that day when she’ll hit the slammer and boy oh boy I can’t wait to see that.
Paris has reportedly ordered a hair and makeup team to show up at her Hollywood home at 9 a.m. on June 4 to make her look all pretty and glamorous for all the lesbians who can’t wait to share the hot long jail showers together.
From Rush and Malloy:
Paris doesn't do contrite very well. She will be glam, and Paris is the queen of the prop. Expect her hair pulled back in a ponytail, big sunglasses and maybe a Holy Bible under one arm. And she just got a new kitten, so maybe she'll hand it to her sister as she gets out of the car. There might even be tears."
And this is so touchy… :crying:
This is by far the only photo that’s released revealing the good time Calum had the other night with two hookers and a pile of cocaine. Calum/Lohan duo gets to be far more interesting than Kate and Pete, I’m sure there’s more coming our way.
Paula Abdul is extremely hurt by the release of her crying tape just the other day.
TMZ has Paula’s statement:
“I am deeply hurt and extremely disappointed that someone has taken a private telephone conversation that I had with my representatives and released it to the media. This is not only illegal but also highly unethical. While I don’t feel a need to justify or explain my conversation, even as a public figure I do feel my privacy has been violated and find this action to be unacceptable.”
Isn’t it a lovely day today? The sun is shinning, birds are singing and it’s Went’s Birthday. God bless the day he was born. Alleluia!
Now… what can I get him for his b-day? I know! I’ll jump out of the cake naked just when the lights go on before everyone else can even say: Happy Birthday. The party will be over soon ‘cause let’s face it, to the present like that is hard to say no to. 
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