brian1.jpgHey girls, remember Brian Green aka David from 90210? I sure do!

My gossipiest reported he is dating 19 year old Megan Fox, girl with a "huge sexual drive", or so she clames.

"I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I’d rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. Apparently he doesn’t mind", Megan revealed.

"One night, an ex and I bought this huge bed sheet at Wal-Mart and snuck onto a closed beach”, recalled Megan.
“We covered ourselves in acrylic paint, rolled around and made a painting on the sheet. There were footprints here, my a*s cheeks there, one part that looked like angel wings. It was amazing", she added.

Megan declared that Brian is the only one to benefit from her bedroom skills.

The brunette beauty also confessed she’s useless everywhere else: "I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet."

F**k her sex skills when you choke to death after her visit to the toilet.