Reports are abound that Katie Holmes’very Catholic father is furious that the couple are in the family way before actually becoming a family.


According to papers, Martin Holmes strongly expressed his dislike for the need of a shotgun wedding, and was irate because Tom Cruise had promised him a wedding before any monkey business. Mr. Holmes apparently told Cruise that he was "no good."

Well Mr. Holmes, we all know that Tom Cruise is no good…its his alien inner skeleton that we all have come to love. As for Katie, she’s happy that the probes have been removed from her brain and she can at least walk around looking like her old self once again.