Sharon Osbourne is Madonna’s biggest f%#@ing fan ever. Not. Ozzy’s wife recently went off on the kabbalah devotee, saying she’d like to "punch her."
"She is so full of [bleep]," Sharon reportedly told the British GQ. "She’s into kabbalah one minute, she’s a Catholic the next. She’ll be a Hindu soon, no doubt."


Sharon — she of the new DD breasts — also talked trash on stars who’ve gone under the knife. "Melanie Griffith has destroyed herself," said Sharon. "She was this lovely, fresh, blonde Californian girl, and now she’s just grotesque — it’s so sad." And regarding Michael Douglas: "Now that’s another terrible face job. Christ. Poor old [bleep — rhymes with ‘swat’]."