Out at Hollywood hotspot Bella with male buddies, ASHTON KUTCHER made a desperate grab for a piece of notepaper that fell out of his wallet when he opened it to pay the bill, knowing it was a love note from wife DEMI — and might be X-rated!
The couple constantly slip sexy surprise notes to each other in wallets, purse, books, etc., and Ashton failed to grab this one before a pal started reading it aloud to the table.
It read something like: "I love your eyes, I love your lips, I love your ass… and I love them all in my bed!" Ashton, getting a bit red as the guys hooted and jeered, snapped: "You’re all just jealous." (DUH!)