Don Vito Margera, the uncle of Bam Margera, from the MTV show Viva La Bam was arrested and held without bond on Saturday for sexually assaulting a child.
It went down after a skateboarding event at a Colorado mall. The allegations involve "inappropriate touching."
One can only hope that this is just another of a long line of pranks that Bam is pulling on his loveable uncle. Remember that time that he left him for dead on that island? Oh, man. Riveting television.