Don Vito Margera arrested for sexual assault

Don Vito Margera, the uncle of Bam Margera, from the MTV show Viva La Bam was arrested and held without bond on Saturday for sexually assaulting a child.  
It went down after a skateboarding event at a Colorado mall.  The allegations involve "inappropriate touching."
One can only hope that this is just another of a long line of pranks that Bam is pulling on his loveable uncle. Remember that time that he left him for dead on that island? Oh, man. Riveting television.