Are you one of those who want to party, go wild and get a degree at the same time? Than check this out.
Joe Francis, the creator of the “Girls Gone Wild”, announced open enrollment yesterday for The Girls Gone Wild University.
“I have made millions off the realization that college girls will show off and make out in return for a free t-shirt,” said Francis. “I want to give back to these girls with my university. Plus, I want my customers to know that we have video cameras everywhere. They’re in the dorm rooms. They’re in the showers. By signing up for our Gold Premium package on our website, customers will have full access to it all.”
I hear some interesting courses they’ll be having i.e. lesbian action, geometry of the va***a, and learning to love anal.
Oh and another interesting thing, Girls Gone Wild University will field several sports teams. The team mascot is “The Fighting Dildos” and the school color, used in all sports uniforms, is see-through.
Now you can go and tell your parents how excited you are about getting into University.