trump release luggage line

Donald Trump goes into fashion business. Trump will be rolling out new line of luggage and travels goods, enabling the customers to travel and do business in comfort and luxury – Trump style.  Meaning Trump crest will be emblazoned all over their gear.
But what will make these bags so special, I mean if I wanna travel Trump style, I demand on having at least two more people around me. One for caring my bag and the other as my personal assistance.  Is this going to be in that package as well? If yes, next time I go on a business trip I wanna have this shit with me.