madonna attacked by a terrorist

How would you react if a man wearing diapers and sucking on a binky jumps on you out of nowhere screaming: "Adopt your local terrorist, adopt the Al-Qaeda"?

Don’t know about you but, he would probably scare the shit out of me. Of course that wasn’t the case with Madge. Right after finishing her Pilates workout, while on her way to the car, a man Aaron Barschak, the self-named "comedy terrorist," jumped out of nowhere screaming "Adopt your local terrorist, adopt the Al-Qaeda"!
Luckily, Madge didn’t react like I would’ve, in fact she just drove off, prompting Aaron to say: "I'm too old, too hairy for her to adopt."

He couldn’t be more right.