Superficial Friends

With 'Friends' like these …

Some mean, mean people are picking on poor Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie and the Olsen twins.

They're the subject of a "Super Friends" cartoon spoof called "Superficial Friends," dedicated to protecting the world from "Wilmer Valderrama's crabs," amongst other things.

"Gathered in the Great Hall of Anorexia," they have abilities including "Nicole Richie's toxic vomit, Paris Hilton's killer leg humping, the Olsen twins' transforming powers and Lindsay Lohan's fake boobs."

This vulgar, spiteful calumny against five perfectly lovely young ladies (and Wilmer!) debuted yesterday on

Source: NY Daily News