tom cruise and victoria beckham in ‘The Thetan’

Yes he is, but only in flicks that will have something to do with scientology, b/c no one wants him anymore. ‘The Thetan’ is exactly that kind of movie and will have Tom for the leading role.

To make thins more awkward, it looks like Victoria Beckham is to co star in this weird sci-fi tale, where she’ll be playing an alien princess of an alien leader called a thetan, which Scientologists claim is an immortal spiritual being, present in all humans.

Wow, that’s so promising.