Isn’t he just thankful to have been that night with Anna Nicole? I bet it was that “magical moment” he was referring to when saying “Knowing that I’m the daddy is a "magical moment", like winning an Oscar!”, rather than the actual fact of becoming a daddy.
Meanwhile, Larry “politely” told Meredith Vieira that he had seen Dannielynn, and that the baby girl has "lots of toys and a nursery ready for her" back in California. He also added:
“I do not want to share custody with anyone else … There’s only one dad!”
Larry is probably laughing his way to the bank right now, thinking: Got you suckers!