Not only Paris Hilton is a dumb ass but so are her best friends. Apparently they are under the impression that jail will do wonders for Paris. But before you say anything further, bare in mind it has nothing to do with resolving her inner issues and shit, but because it will make her look skinnier, yeah SKINNIER!
"It's going to make her more famous than ever. In jail, she's going to get enviably skinny, and without any make-up or products her hair and skin will finally be able to breathe, so they'll look amazing, too. Plus she's going to get all that street cred."
Comments anyone?