John Stamos was is Australia recently, promoting E.R. and during the interview with Daily Telegraph, he went completely nuts, slurring words, talking b.s., couldn’t get two and two together basically. His explanation: Jet lag!

But the effects of the jet leg didn’t end there, the next morning he appeared on the Morning Show and started rambling about  how he’s gonna open some bar on the gold coast where he would serve free drinks and shrimps for girls. Sounds good to me Uncle Jesse.

You can guess the outcome of those two unfortunate events. Uncle Jesse was sent back home and his tour got canceled. His rep’s explanation: Needs rest!