Eva Longoria and her “player” Tony Parked tied the knot yesterday at the historic Church of Saint Germain l’Auxerrois in Paris.  I’ll try not to make such a big fuss about this, ‘cause the truth is internet is full of it these days. This will just be one of those FYI things, I’m sure there’s something much more interesting to gossip about.

People reports:

“The Desperate Housewives actress and the basketball star married Saturday in front of about 250 guests in a religious ceremony at the historic Church of Saint Germain l’Auxerrois. Longoria wore a couture Angel Sanchez mermaid gown made of silk wool, with silk gazar metallic embroidery, a scoop back and a long train.
Guests [had their] cellphones and cameras sealed in plastic bags before they entered the church. Sheryl Crow, Jessica Alba and Longoria’s Desperate Housewives co-stars Nicollette Sheridan, [Teri Hatcher,] and Felicity Huffman – with husband William H. Macy – were all spotted at the tony Park Hyatt Paris, along with Mario Lopez and Ryan Seacrest.”

Blah… boring…. Just like another “Desperate Housewives” episode.