Listen to this folks.

"Paris Hilton has bought shares in Michigan's Cryonics Institute and agreed to be frozen after death and brought back to life in the future. They claim to be able to freeze clients and bring them back to life and in perfect health in the future. Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced,“ explained their spokesman. If you're immediately cooled you can be perfectly preserved."

Just what the world needs, as if we didn’t have enough of her.