Rev. David Ajemian–who refers to himself as Conan’s “Priest Stalker” was arrested last week for writing threatening letters, postcards, and emails to Conan for the past 14 months.

“I’m told by some of those officious little usher people that you’re overbooked. Is this the way you treat your most dangerous fans? You owe me big-time pal. I want a public confession before I ever consider giving you absolution—or [I want] a spot on your couch”.

Seems like Rev. David finally found his midnight fantasy. Amen!