It's alright, you see everyone's doing it, so you’ve decided to try it on:

‘Yes, I've had Botox, but not in an obsessive way”

What he actually wanted to say is: Hope my face never gets as deformed as Paula’s.

Simon also addressed another important and pressing issue, his hair. He claims it's not a wig and it's not dyed. Yeah right! And how about those pec implants? Somehow I don’t see him as a gym person.