Tony Parker filed a lawsuit against X17, in L.A. County Superior Court, claiming that the agency fabricated the allegations accusing him of having an affair with a French model. He’s lawsuit states the following:

“I really, really, really did not have an affair with Alexandra Paressant. I completely disavow all allegations; I did not have sexual relations with this woman on the floor of a Red Roof Inn outside of New Orleans, and I most certainly did not ask this woman to bang me Britney-style on top of a bed of Doritos Ranch-flavored chips. I reiterate I have never, ever laid eyes upon this woman, and if I had, I would definitely not ask her why she ratted me out after she promised that she'd never tell anyone and why did she take that $20,000 if she was just going to turn around and open her huge fucking pie hole the week after I got married, you fucking bitch, Why would you do this to me? I thought we had something special? I was going to leave her, just as soon as the honeymoon was over. I swear.”

He swears… oh.. touchy.. someone please give me a tissue.