If someone was to tell you that  paparazzi were chasing Paris and her new boyfriend Benji Madden in Prague over the weekend, and that at some point Paris tripped over and fell face first into the ground, would you think it’s a set up or you would actually think that a retard like she is, is most likely to slam her stupid face into the concrete even if no one was after her? 

The correct answer is the second one, the only difference is that a paparazzo was after her but that doesn’t make her less retard at all. I’m just waiting for a video to surface the net and then I can laugh my ass off at Paris’ hot ‘stunts’.

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Here’s Benji giving the logical explanation to the crowd on why and how Paris Hilton slammed her face