Lily Allen thinks someone spiked her drinks at Tuesday’s Glamour Awards in London. Yeah, I’m sure that’s exactly what happened. It’s like that time when I had way too many free shots from the bar and that’s pretty much the only thing I remember about that night. Yeah, I’m sure that sudden memory loss had nothing to do with my free shots, I’m sure I got spiked.

“Yeah, I don’t know what happened, maybe I was spiked. I don’t remember a thing. I can normally get really drunk, but not like that,” Lily was overheard saying. “The worrying thing was that I was like a dead weight. I have been out so many times and got drunk and never ended up like that. What was worse was that the cab just drove off with only me in it. My brother and my mates were not with me. I didn’t have my house keys or my bag, so I felt totally vulnerable. When I finally got home I just passed out.”