Hef has hots for a Ukraine model Dasha Astafieva. He’s been spending too much time with her and other bunnies are pissed. A source told the National Enquirer:

“Dasha’s natural endowments and beauty stunned Hef. Dasha has upset the pecking order by pushing her way into Hef’s heart. The competition for his attention is really intense among the girls because of her.”

I’m actually happy Hef got rid of those fake blondes of his. They are trashy and ugly in every way possible.